Twisted Hate Free PDF By Ana Huang Book

NOTHING GOOD EVER CAME FROM RIGHT-SWIPING ON A GUY HOLDING A FISH

on a dating app. Double red flags if said guy’s name was Todd.

I should’ve known better, yet there I was, sitting alone at The Bronze

Gear, D.C.’s hottest bar, and drinking my hideously expensive vodka soda

after being stood up.

That’s right.

I’d been stood up for the very first time by a fish-wielding Todd. It was

enough to make a girl say fuck it and throw away sixteen dollars on one drink

even though she didn’t have a full-time salary yet.

What was it with men and fish pictures, anyway? Couldn’t they choose

something more creative, like cage diving with sharks? Also marine animal-

centric, but less mundane.

Maybe the fish was an odd thing to fixate on, but it prevented me from

dwelling on the awfulness of my day and the hot, sticky embarrassment

coating my skin.

Get caught in a sudden downpour halfway to campus with nary an

umbrella in sight? Check. (Five percent chance of rain, my ass. I should sue

the weather app company).

Get trapped in an overcrowded metro train that stunk of body odor for

forty minutes due to a power problem? Check.

Go on a three-hour apartment hunt which resulted in two blistered feet

and zero leads? Check.

After such a hellish day, I wanted to cancel my date with Todd, but I’d

already postponed twice—once for a rescheduled study group, the other when

I was feeling under the weather—and I hadn’t wanted to leave him hanging

again. So I sucked it up and showed up, only to get stood up.

The universe had a sense of humor, all right, and it was a shitty one.

I finished the rest of my drink and flagged down the bartender. “Can I get

the check please?” Happy hour had just started, but I couldn’t wait to go

home and curl up with the two real loves of my life. Netflix and Ben &

Jerry’s never let me down.

“It’s already covered.”

When my eyebrows shot up, the bartender tilted her head toward a table

of preppy-looking twenty-something guys in the corner. Likely consultants,

based on their outfits. One of them, a Clark Kent lookalike in a gingham

shirt, raised his glass and smiled at me. “Courtesy of Clark the Consultant.”

I stifled a laugh even as I raised my own glass and smiled back at him. So

I wasn’t the only one who thought he looked like Superman’s alter ego.

“Clark the Consultant saved me from eating instant ramen for dinner, so

cheers to him,” I said.

That was sixteen dollars I could keep in my bank account, though I left a

tip anyway. I used to work in the food service industry, and it made me

obsessive about over tipping. No one dealt with more assholes on a consistent

basis than service workers.

I finished my free drink and kept my eyes locked on Clark the Consultant,

whose gaze swept appreciatively over my face, hair, and body.

I didn’t believe in false humility—I knew I looked good. And I knew if I

walked over to that table right now, I could soothe my bruised ego with more

drinks, compliments, and maybe an orgasm or two later if he knew what he

was doing.

Tempting...but no. I was too exhausted to go through the whole hookup

song and dance.

I turned away, but not before catching the flash of disappointment on his

face. To his credit, Clark the Consultant understood the implied message—

thank you for the drink, but I’m not interested in taking things further—and

didn’t try to approach me, which was more than I could say for most men.

I slung my bag over my shoulder and was about to grab my coat from the

hook beneath the bar when a deep, cocky drawl sent every hair on the back of

my neck on end.

“Hey, JR.”

Two words. That was all it took to trigger my fight or flight. Honestly, it

was a Pavlovian response at this point. When I heard his voice, my blood

pressure skyrocketed.

Every. Single. Time.

And the day just keeps getting better.